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Total Medals Earned: 1,237 (From 215 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 20,655 Points

Runes of Shalak

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

START OF AN ADVENTURE 5 Points

Beaten the first level.

MY SAVIOUR 10 Points

Saved Kate.

CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points

Killed by every type of hazard.

RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points

Found the first Rune of Shalak.

TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points

Found the 8-bit world.

Sally's Cats

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)

Tutorialized 5 Points

Beat the tutorial levels.

Flame On 10 Points

Set a cat on fire.

No Borders 10 Points

Completed 5 different levels without using strings.

Evader 25 Points

Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.

Pyromaniac 50 Points

Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.

Saviour 100 Points

Beat the game.

Santa Can Fly

Medals Earned: 4/25 (20/275 points)

Gifts - 4 5 Points

Gifts - 4 place

Height - 4 5 Points

Height - 4 place

Length - 4 5 Points

Length - 4 place

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Gifts - 3 5 Points

Gifts - 3 place

Height - 3 5 Points

Height - 3 place

Helicopters - 3 5 Points

Helicopters - 3 place

Helicopters - 4 5 Points

Helicopters - 4 place

Length - 3 5 Points

Length - 3 place

Gifts - 1 10 Points

Gifts - 1 place

Gifts - 2 10 Points

Gifts - 2 place

Height - 1 10 Points

Height - 1 place

Height - 2 10 Points

Height - 2 place

Helicopters - 1 10 Points

Helicopters - 1 place

Helicopters - 2 10 Points

Helicopters - 2 place

Length - 1 10 Points

Length - 1 place

Length - 2 10 Points

Length - 2 place

Gifts - Best 25 Points

Gifts - Best

Height - Best 25 Points

Height - Best

Helicopters - Best 25 Points

Helicopters - Best

Length - Best 25 Points

Length - Best

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Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Save Pirate Bunny

Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/50 points)

Expensive Tastes 25 Points

Escape the Golden Isle with your treasure!

Heavy Drinker 25 Points

Find the five rum bottles before the final treasure.

Save your life 3 THE END

Medals Earned: 14/15 (420/470 points)

fugitive 5 Points

pass level 32

passionate 5 Points

pass level 38

sooner or later will turn off 5 Points

pass level 33

medal to the memory 10 Points

pass level 37

binary code 25 Points

pass level 46

polar station 25 Points

pass level 42

Samuel Morse 25 Points

pass level 36

Chinese lessons 50 Points

pass level 43

the mystery of the cube 50 Points

pass level 41

The final level! 100 Points

get to level 50

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Score!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

ShellCore: Skirmish

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)

Casual Commander 5 Points

Beat all beginner missions.

MidCore Commander 10 Points

Beat all easy missions.

HardCore Commander 25 Points

Beat all medium missions.

ShellCore Commander 25 Points

Beat all hard missions.